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A person who intentionally displays poor grammatical skills. These individuals are most prominant on the internet and online games and like to use acronyms such as STFU (Shut The Fuck Up), FTL (For The Lose), and and OMGWTF (Oh My God, What The Fuck). They will use these mash up of words at any and all given opportunities.

In the gaming spectrum, a Noob is not someone who is new to a game. That would be a Newbie. There is nothing wrong with being a newbie as you have to learn somewhere. However, a Noob is a person who has had some experience with a game, but still plays it poorly, acts like an asshat, and insists that they are elite (1337 in their own words) and that everyone else in the game is a "noob." Yes. Noob is one of those few words where the word itself is actually part of it's own definition since anyone who even uses the word "Noob" in a serious manner is a Noob himself.
This is based off a true incident. It saddens me that some fellow hordies in World of Warcraft act this way.

Idiot: OMFG u sux! Ur gear iz FTL. I own u noob!
Me: Really now?
Idiot: Ya wutever. I r 1337! watch dis.
(The idiot proceeds to duel me in attempt to prove that he is superior, which ends in him being smeared into the ground and me standing over his dead body)
Idiot: WTF hax!
Me: Yeah. You were right. You sure are elite.
Idiot: STFU Noob!
by Drakeblade March 18, 2008
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Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a meme.

1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).

2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.

2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
by Chul June 08, 2010
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A noob is a person who lacks skill or competence, in gaming or otherwise. They are not to be confused with the term 'newb', which is someone who is simply new to something and willing to learn more about it. A noob is so convinced that they know absolutely everything about 'insert game here' that they begin typing in near-illegible sentences, commonly known as 'leetspeak'.
Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL@@

Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up.

Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON!

Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything.

Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL F4GG0T I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 C0CKF4C3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO

-Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-
by Leon_Kennedy129 May 30, 2009
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A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz!!11
Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money?
-LATER-
Noob: pl0x sir!! money plszzz!!!111111111
Newb: Okay. :(
by rawrimamango May 04, 2007
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A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.
Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."

Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"

Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"

Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"

Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
by titsmcjizz December 01, 2008
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A noob usually has no skill in video games and will often hip fire with a shotgun in FPS. A noob can also be somebody who acts like they know what they are doing when they really dont
I did terrible during that round because of all the noobs that were playing.
Miley Cyrus is a total noob when it comes to twerking.
Freshman during the first week of highshool or college.
by Cougarboy September 01, 2013
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(noun)
A. someone new to said game("noob" can but does not correctly apply to other aspects of life outside the range of video games.)

B. someone who is bad at said game, commonly someone who has played said game for a decently long period, or more who claims to be "good, nice, sick, beastly, epic" at said game and then gets OWNED over and over again will commonly rant on calling every one who kills, beats, and or defeates him or her a "noob".

C. someone being called a "noob" by a noob because the real noob is angry as his or her noobness and retaliates by calling the non-noob a noob.
EXAMPLE#1
Player1(noob): Hey man how do you get up there?

Player2: Wow noob, go play runescape!

EXAMPLE#2
Player1(noob):*dies(constantly)* WTFF DUDE YOU NOOB

Player2: You mad son?

EXAMPLE#3
Player1:*PWNAGE*

PLayer2(noobb): wtff you noob stop being lame
by Tronik February 26, 2011
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