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Someone who is being unintelligent and annoying. If someone is doing a stupid act and/or has made a bad decision. Then they are a Nonk

Nonk is another word for donk

'This word was created by the glorious word creator known as Oliver'
Aaron stop being a nonk
by Oliver N26 August 10, 2020
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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this can mean anything you want it can be used as an insult or as a silly name to call someone

nonk or nonkette
by Sam November 26, 2003
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An individual in an office or work place who is considered to be a bit of a sexual predator/deviant.
"Wow that Dan is a bit of a nonk isn't he"
by Hdoydyodoy January 06, 2017
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the opposite of having a donk; a non existant donk.
"daaaaaayuuumn she gotta donk"
"dude, what the hell are you lookin at, that's a friggen nonk."
by man i wish i had a donk April 25, 2010
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A word of criticism
You are an idiot, bitch, your stupid and your annoying.
Your a nonk
by Coco gallone June 22, 2020
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