A word used to describe a paedophile of children.
commonly used in R.E lessons.

Not to be confused by regular Spazmoids, Noncey Spazmoids are even more stupid that a regular Spazmoids and are also massive pedophiles.

A cross between a nonce and a boomer

A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse

When it feels like theres a nonce in the room

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason