A guy that seems like the best man there is but by the time u ask him out her always says no in a dick way
by Becky the girl u know u want February 12, 2018
He usually being a backseat gamer whenever we play any games and blames always on teammate if he dies.
Nolan: YOOOOOOOOOOO ZEAAAANNN UR SO BAAADDD
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*
by RIP-DAT-PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY July 24, 2021
A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
That’s a Nolan 5
by EjEdwards November 12, 2019
The sexiest most chill person you know. He is very popular and gets a lot of babes. His life at home is sometimes tuff but when he's out he just acts like a normal person. All Nolans are great in bed and have massive cocks. Any girl would be lucky to date a Nolan.
by Jackson7767 November 16, 2016
by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019
When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019