Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you
by John st Pierre July 11, 2016
1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
Do you even noke, North Korea?
Tactical noke! inco--
Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.
I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.
"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."
The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.
I noked your mom last night.
Tactical noke! inco--
Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.
I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.
"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."
The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.
I noked your mom last night.
by @jokerrorist October 06, 2013
by Homeslice from Da 'Noke November 23, 2006
Kolton bought his NIKE's on a site from China for $20. Dude is rocking some Noke's, they gotta be knock offs for sure.
by KDane January 20, 2020
Ryan: Hey B, did you hear what samantha said?
Justin: No what
Ryan: She called Tim an normie, then said he was Noke!
Justin: Noke?
Ryan: A combo of not and woke.
Justin: Ahh, I see now. Some new slang.
Justin: No what
Ryan: She called Tim an normie, then said he was Noke!
Justin: Noke?
Ryan: A combo of not and woke.
Justin: Ahh, I see now. Some new slang.
by edgykid9000 March 12, 2018
by undisclosed February 13, 2004
To be knocked out ..... in one punch!!!!
To cop one hell of a beating
To be a winging little bitch that cries after starting shit.
To cop one hell of a beating
To be a winging little bitch that cries after starting shit.
You just got Noked the fuck out!!!!
I'm gonna Noke that prick out!!
Fuck check that cunt out he's noked!
I'm gonna Noke that prick out!!
Fuck check that cunt out he's noked!
by Banga81 August 24, 2006