Urban Dictionary: Noiled

Messed up, weird, wacky.

George: Did you see that truck driver in the pink and white dress?
Kari: Dude, that was so noiled!
George: Yeah man...

by interdepartment delivery February 26, 2009

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to move one's tongue in a disgusting, un-sensual fashion

"She's hot, bruh, but she just noils all the time."

by bellabeanzzzz October 26, 2017

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Water that is near boiling but not quite there yet.

Mike: "Hey Ryan how was the party?"
Ryan: "It was starting to get really good. It was noiling"

by therealmikeshady July 17, 2017

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A term used to describe the ejaculation of am small animal.

"That bunny has Noil on him".

by Dragonfly Magee August 10, 2010

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slang for food lion.

We need to go grocery shopping. Lets go to noil doof.

by billymagnum June 17, 2008

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Oil on your nose

"Kayla, stop getting noil on my phone!"-Dennis

by Dennnniisseatspussy December 13, 2016

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A Noil is the highest form of existence directly under The Joshman Himself.
It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective.

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Welcome to the Noil Ordah!!
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by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 March 13, 2017

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