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The woman couldn't believe what a small noik her boss had.
by greselda123456 October 07, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.
"Sergeant Noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!"
by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008
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The act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner.

The word, "noik" must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.
The victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. A cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, "noik!".

In the above scenario, the victim has been 'noiked', or;

The perpetrator has 'noiked' the victims chair, or;

The victim can be said to have been subjected to a,'noiking'.
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