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Similar to egging, Nogging is the assault or vandalism of any person, place, or thing, using eggnog. The eggnog is most commonly distributed upon said person, place, or thing fresh from the carton. The eggnog carton(s) should be left at the scene of the nogging. Nogging is usually performed in the winter months because eggnog is readily available and will freeze in the cold.
"Lets get some eggnog and go nogging tonight."
"Some stupid kids nogged my car last night!"
"Lets nog my ex's house this weekend."
"Some stupid kids nogged my car last night!"
"Lets nog my ex's house this weekend."
by TheNogger November 19, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
2
Spending time in an authentically black fashion, characterized by doing absolutely nothing constructive, in fact largely making reverse progress in your life. Furthermore, there should be some important task that is being ignored for the sake of nogging. Generally something is required to facilitate nogging such as video games, television, social networking, sleeping or adult entertainment.
An important point is that nogging is universally applicable to members of all gender, race, creed, color, ethnicity, nationality or fiscal status.
An important point is that nogging is universally applicable to members of all gender, race, creed, color, ethnicity, nationality or fiscal status.
Me: Did you see Claude nogging yesterday?! He was alone in his room drinking a 40 and a jug of old, cheap wine. He blacked out on his own watching V for Vendetta!
Jack: Wow, that's serious nogging! Not even CJ and Sporcle can match that!
Jack: Wow, that's serious nogging! Not even CJ and Sporcle can match that!
by The Enogma May 25, 2011
3
Nogging; to nog.
Nogging is the act of giving someone oral sex. It can be applied to men and women.
Comes from 'noggin', which means head. Another term for giving oral sex is giving 'head'.
Nogging is the act of giving someone oral sex. It can be applied to men and women.
Comes from 'noggin', which means head. Another term for giving oral sex is giving 'head'.
by PaulieDepressed February 23, 2009
4
The act of entering a woman's vagina with your head. Often used when fisting, footing, elbowing, and kneeing no longer produces an orgasm.
by GinAtomic July 13, 2011
5
the act of drinking egg nog, purchasing egg nog, or anything to do with the holiday beverage
;also a clever sexual innuendo
;also a clever sexual innuendo
by Metaxas January 10, 2009