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To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"
by The Noffer September 24, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.
linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer
by colina December 23, 2005
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Someone who has been trained yet cannot grasp the concept of how to properly wipe their own ass.
That dude is suck a NoFfer.

Don't be a NoFfer man.

You don't want to grow up like then NoFfers over there.
by helliondsq February 01, 2021
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