This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
by advocator July 12, 2009
He is a big gay , he has no life and he is a big try hard. This nigga will want to make you kill yourselves. So avoid this dude at all cost. He is trash at 2k. Noel usually likes bbc it’s his his favorite . NOEL IS GAY !!!!!!
Person: Noel how are you
Noel: good I loved it up there so cold
Person: the 2k jumpshot ?
Noel: nah nigga the big black cock
Noel: good I loved it up there so cold
Person: the 2k jumpshot ?
Noel: nah nigga the big black cock
by T0NY B0Y January 8, 2018
A super sexy guy with a lot of friends and a ton of side hoes. He always has a long line of girls waiting for him to give them a chance.
He is very overprotective and whats his is his. No one else's.
You will fall in love fast, but he will break your heart so many times. One second you could be cuddling, and then the next fighting. He has anger issues and tries to fight everyone.
Watch out for Noel.
He is very overprotective and whats his is his. No one else's.
You will fall in love fast, but he will break your heart so many times. One second you could be cuddling, and then the next fighting. He has anger issues and tries to fight everyone.
Watch out for Noel.
Hannah: Who is that super sexy guy?!
Regina: Hes a new kid. Its Darcys younger brother. I think his name is Noel
Hannah: Well then I'll have to tell Darcy that I'm going to be at her place tonight.
Regina: Hes a new kid. Its Darcys younger brother. I think his name is Noel
Hannah: Well then I'll have to tell Darcy that I'm going to be at her place tonight.
by Yeeyeebishhh November 26, 2019
Just like the name, Noele is an extremely unique and creative person. She is always honest, and isn't one to lie to you. She is never afraid or too shy to say what she truly feels about something. Noele will always have something interesting to say and is never dry in the conversation, so be prepared to have a great and long talk with her. She is also known for being extremely smart and having a good amount of knowledge in about every subject, so don't be scared to ask her a question about a topic. Noele is a huge bookworm, loving all types of books ranging from sci-fi fantasy all the way to thriller dramas. She absolutely loves the average TV shows such as The Office , Parks and Recreation, and other interesting shows. Overall, Noele is a great and interesting person. Never pass the opportunity to talk to her, because who knows, you might have found a perfect friend.
Michael: Hey, have you been talking with Noele lately?
Tony Yeah, I was gonna ask her if she would be my valentine.
Tony Yeah, I was gonna ask her if she would be my valentine.
by soccerdad76 February 14, 2019
by Sunshine360 July 22, 2006
Straight up badass who gets a lot of pussy. Also is really famous and can be misunderstood for a girl.
"Damn bro, I wish I was like Noel".
"I know right? He is a straight up badass and gets all the good pussy."
"I know right? He is a straight up badass and gets all the good pussy."
by ShamelessSausage November 5, 2017