It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.

One fat mother fucker who has a fucking messed up nose and walks like a fucking duck who also sucks ass crack at football and is a trailor trash dirt ball piece of worthless shit

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

he is a boy that is hella funny and liks so many girls and his girl best friend is mbali because she is awesome he likes h=getting kicked in the ass and his dick is hella small

A bubbly, fun, spontaneous girl. normally with blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Bridget Noel Hogan's tend to be skinny. they are athletic and smart. Bridget Noel Hogan's are very friendly as well, everybody is their friend, even if they hate that Bridget Noel Hogan.
but they like to be right, they are strong, even if they don't look like it. they tend to be very kind, unless you get them mad. if you get a Bridget Noel Hogan mad, you will be dead within 24 hours. If you know a Bridget Noel Hogan, you are very lucky. If you are friends with a Bridget Noel Hogan, you have the best friend a person can have, because they keep their promises, don't like drama, will always be there no matter what, and are very forgiving, and much more.
Many boys tend to fall in love with Bridget Noel Hogans

Lil bitch who dont shower 2 days outta the whole week, gets a letter on his jacket for being waterboy, gets a new girlfriend every month

A term used in reaction to a mistake or unfortunate event. Originated in Norfolk, the term is used to describe an event that has been unfortunate 'Bugger Noellery'