Urban Dictionary: Nodie

The act of giving a blow job while alternating hands.

"She gives the best Nodie."

by sexfact987 August 22, 2011

A bald bitch. Usually in denial of being bald.

That bald kid over this is a Nodi, why? Simple 'cause he is bald and he is a bitch.

by Bald Man Killer July 09, 2009

Nodi is a shortend version of the South African "not die fok"meaning "no fucking way" or" not the fuck" in English.

Did you ask her about the dance?
Nodi man i was too much of a pussy

by FruitFloop December 12, 2019

Someone who is huge loser but doesn't care.

by FUCKINGLOS3R February 10, 2017

Bruv i want some nodi rn

by Somegreyting October 15, 2019

(nodee)

A nodie is the opposite of a chode. In other words, a penis that will touch the bottom of a test tube before it touches the sides.

Girl 1: Omg have you seen Zac's nodie
Girl 2: Tell me about it, it went so deep into but I couldn't feel it at all, it is worse than Alex's chode