by Satbandit April 29, 2010
When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.
by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017
Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.
Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?
Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.
Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.
by blerghhhhhhh January 07, 2013
A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.
by Almighty Money Folk July 04, 2016
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