by Shnone June 04, 2011
A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
by danjdber January 17, 2010
by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009
After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.
by La Nerdette October 29, 2010
An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.
See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid
See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid
Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.
Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.
Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.
by al.X October 08, 2008
Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.
Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"
Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."
Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."
by NocturnalChampion August 02, 2009
by And I said June 03, 2007