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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Noah is the most entertaining person you'll ever meet. He has that perverted and sarcastic hilarious humor. He is sweet and romantic when he needs to be. You can count on him to make you feel better at any moment. He is definitely the smartest person. He knows the answer to all your questions. He has multiple talents that will continue to amaze you. He is the music genius. And not to mention he is hot, ATTRACTIVE,and gorgeous! Any girl who rejects him will definitely regret it later when they see how awesome he is! Any girl dating him is the luckiest girl in the world!

Noah. He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Noah forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Noah will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Noah will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.

Noah is better than kevin and he has a bigger dick than kevin

Okay, This is coming from a Noah, we hate the Noah and the ark jokes, they were funny at first but now its overdone and annoying, most of us are pretty chill but just don't annoy us, we're kinda short tempered, and i can confirm we're better than Kevin, in every single way possible.

The best friend you could ever ask for he makes u spill your secrets and feeling without even trying he makes u always smile and makes u fall in love with him he is good looking and a good friend