The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.
Mike: "Hey john! I heard you were making fun of me, huh?"
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*
by hyde_boi March 21, 2018
nobody never knows you that way
sitting on heirlooms from far away
a dress that was sewn for motherly lives
moths have now eaten its pearly waste
nobody never knows you that way
falling in love is like falling in line
you think what you get back will ease the pain
a strange deal, unspoken, faces entwined
nobody never knows you that way
theres blood and monsters you've taught to hide
and if you behave they wont reappear
yearning for a fleshy way to speak
nobody never knows you that way
the moons and the suns have multiplied
you hear my plea "i'm safe now, i can"
so what keeps you from proving me wrong
"nobody never knows you that way"
sitting on heirlooms from far away
a dress that was sewn for motherly lives
moths have now eaten its pearly waste
nobody never knows you that way
falling in love is like falling in line
you think what you get back will ease the pain
a strange deal, unspoken, faces entwined
nobody never knows you that way
theres blood and monsters you've taught to hide
and if you behave they wont reappear
yearning for a fleshy way to speak
nobody never knows you that way
the moons and the suns have multiplied
you hear my plea "i'm safe now, i can"
so what keeps you from proving me wrong
"nobody never knows you that way"
by Laralotta August 20, 2019
Dublin method of adding a rogue 'you' at the end of an insult or statement, derives from Irish (Gaelic) method of putting second person singular after a verb. can be used with any insult but sounds funniest with ones which already end with 'you'. The second 'you' is usually drawn out a little longer.
by Michael Jay Fox December 12, 2007
A rhetorical question asked, usually on social media, to embarrass them with any online content from their past if they ever contradict themselves or have a very unpopular opinion.
Jake: You’ll never catch me begging a girl to talk to me cause she belongs to the streets!
Ashley: This you? *shows screenshots of Jake proving otherwise*
Ashley: This you? *shows screenshots of Jake proving otherwise*
by Papacrumpz July 30, 2020
by Lebrochaun October 24, 2009
the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.
by nononottheredaddy March 12, 2018