A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.
Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!

by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008
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an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.
"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"
by fairydoir February 18, 2021
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A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
by KakSoran June 04, 2010
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Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh
"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"
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