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no w, twice of no u. can destroy anyone in its path who uses the no u comeback. however, cancel uno card + reverse card is more powerful.
Me: your mom gay
12 year old on the internet: no u
Me: *in head: omae wa mao shindeiru*
Me: no w
oi are mom
12 year old on the internet: *literally fucking dies*
12 year old on the internet: no u
Me: *in head: omae wa mao shindeiru*
Me: no w
oi are mom
12 year old on the internet: *literally fucking dies*
by QuedsPlays July 20, 2018
31
C.dog: Hey can I go to your house on friday?
Dec the Shizz: Yeah!
Dec the Shizz: YES!
Dec the Shizz: NOW!
C.dog: yes cause now is Friday...
Dec the Shizz: you should put this on urban dictionary! the men and women need to know!!!
Dec the Shizz: Yeah!
Dec the Shizz: YES!
Dec the Shizz: NOW!
C.dog: yes cause now is Friday...
Dec the Shizz: you should put this on urban dictionary! the men and women need to know!!!
by Smakka J August 27, 2014
32
Get the fuck out of there now.
Now, why the fuck would you do that and think i wouldn't know?
Good job, now i'm fucking livid.
Now i HATE jkhgkhgBENjhhkjhg even more.
Now i never want you to talk to them.
Now, it would have been one thing to just drop by. now, youve really fucked up.
Now, why the fuck would you do that and think i wouldn't know?
Good job, now i'm fucking livid.
Now i HATE jkhgkhgBENjhhkjhg even more.
Now i never want you to talk to them.
Now, it would have been one thing to just drop by. now, youve really fucked up.
by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015
33
A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
34
Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something
Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!
by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019