Urban Dictionary: No vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 03, 2006

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 03, 2010

She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.

Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??

by ittsmalaika June 03, 2021

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

by Not vexilitys April 27, 2018

by Ping-pong-ball March 02, 2020

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial October 08, 2015