Urban Dictionary: No straighto

*talking to girl*
I wanna marry you and have babys with you, no straighto though.

by Soodanim December 23, 2014

Used when you are gay but accidentally sound like a straight person

Hailey: You are such a nice friend, Caleb, If I weren’t gay I would suck your fine ass dick and let you nut in my mouth. No straighto tho

by doo-dooButt July 27, 2018

Offense/slang-word uttered to offend heterosexuals, usually while these are showing some degree homophobia.

Homophobe: "...cuz unlike you i don't go around sucking dicks"

Homosexual: "get lost straighto!"

by Hotel Clavijo October 24, 2009