Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
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The urge to frantically know everything about a person by searching their facebook, instagram, twitter, tumblr and sometimes even pintrest.
That guy is so hot! Lets stalk him!
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.
by RhiRhi Got back May 28, 2015
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Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.
by Joey campana January 20, 2013
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To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee.
Tim: Why are you hiding in that bush?
John: I'm stalking the girl who lives here!
by Nornin August 10, 2006
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When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.
Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?
by I Learn Things From Bunnies November 04, 2009
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