Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

a drunk skank in the pool that nabs you with her legs and then proceeds to have fake orgasms while she urinates on your chest....once done she catches and releases you back into her down stream.

A good looking heterosexual male.

When you fill a condom with cum and lube, and proceed to put it in somebody's pussy so it pops and makes them squirt.

1. Violent bowel movement that results in a toilet water enema