(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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Exactly; squarely; precisely. Saying something is "on the nuts" is akin to saying it's accurate and "on the mark." The phrase arises out of the experience of getting hit in the nuts, which, when hit exactly or squarely on the nuts, is much more significant than otherwise. Thus, you say something is "on the nuts" when it is exact and precise.
"What time did you get there?" "7 o'clock, on the nuts."
by Andyroo13 February 25, 2010
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General McAuliff said this at the battle of the bulge during ww2. After receiving a message asking for the American's surrender at Bastogn, the General simply replied "nuts". The Germans had no idea what this meant but basically meant "go to hell"
by ashpoop October 01, 2005
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The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"
Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.
by Poker Player March 29, 2004
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To vandalize a private property by throwing several boxes of donuts and various confections at it; including on the lawn, roof, porch, car, etc. Nutting's popularity stems from how quick it is; over 100 donuts can be discarded in about a minute and a half.
"We should hit up QFC for some boxes of day-old donuts so we can go nut that bitch later."

"Dude, we should write stuff in chocolate sauce on their driveway while we nut them."

"We nutted Angela so good last night, there were like, over 90 donuts."

"Nutting for the lulz is great."
by ProjectDonut March 07, 2009
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From British English, meaning the very best, or 'top,' Nuts on top of an ice cream dessert.
Is that good?
Are you kidding, man? It's not just good, its the NUTS!
by foinet yababble October 28, 2012
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Philly, PA slang for someone who is a punk, Fake, looserish, or corny
I don't want to talk to him he's a nut!
I don't like that nut-@$$ movie
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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