Jared is the name of the most amazing person alive. Most likely the name of a great saxophone player. The sound of his voice makes my heart glow and his eyes are as deep as the sea with many meanings. I could see into them forever and get lost in his eyes and forget everything around me but him. Just one smile from Jared and my heart beats a bajallion times. The touch of his hand sends electric shocks through my heart and i need to tell myself to breathe. When I see him i feel fearless. I feel alive. I feel special. Most of all, i feel loved. I love you <3 :D
I love Jared<3
by SamiLeigh13 September 21, 2011
Teacher: Jared could you read this
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
by willow1098 October 15, 2018
A really sweet, creative and super adorable guy! It's hard not to smile when you're around him. He can be kinda shy, but once he opens up he's like a whole new person! He also is very stylish and is in to fashion. He's also crazy talented in art and makes me green with envy.
by Natella November 16, 2013
Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.
by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 07, 2018
Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.
Jared is so sexy
by Spokanesumo June 03, 2019
