by Vanessa Reyes June 23, 2021
A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!
by Diety CZ February 03, 2010
(v) - To vomit, upchuck, ralph, hurl, throw up, or otherwise orally eject the contents of one's stomach, especially in the context of a beer pong tournament where one has too much angry orchid.
Oh man, he just bruno'd all over the place.
Did you see him bruno back into that cup. I should win by DQ on this one.
Did you see him bruno back into that cup. I should win by DQ on this one.
by mattcosta7 January 24, 2013
In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the 2-card hand of 8-2, not suited.
Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.
If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.
Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.
If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.
He was chipdrunk so i went runner-runner all-in with The Bruno to make 8's full of deuces, rivering his pocket aces.
by Hughe Jass August 09, 2007
An older man that preys on younger women. Often Lies about having had a vasectomy and about his age... say a particular Bruno is 42, he would tell his prospective younger females he is 38. Brunos are typically scumbags. They typically work low-paying managerial jobs and hit on minimum-wage employees.
by loveGAgirl January 04, 2010