A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.
by EL ERISA April 15, 2020
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by I LIKE TO SCREAM June 30, 2017
Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021