1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.

4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.

A somewhat puerile rallying-call, usually exclaimed just moments before actually whiffing.

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

The sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.

To make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.

When a mate fires a rocket launcher at you on a game but misses by inches. Created by my mate's brother, John, when he nearly got a rocket in the face on Halo.

A small wobbling/ fluttery motion, usually observed in adorable birds such as canaries when they're preening. Can also be used as a human word meaning to express a small amount of quiet happiness.