If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
by National rape your dad day May 04, 2020
This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
by Sixgippyguppies April 04, 2019
Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.
by Malya Shoes April 14, 2019
On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
by avaclose November 13, 2020
national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
by Bitchcreator April 04, 2019
by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019