On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday
"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"
by Mastergod97 April 12, 2018
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You can walk up to any female and touch there pussy for free
Hey it’s touch pussy day bro let’s go touch some coochie
by Adam/Steve October 14, 2019
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the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”
by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk April 12, 2018
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July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021
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