by Mastergod97 April 12, 2018
by White man named longer April 11, 2018
by Adam/Steve October 14, 2019
the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk April 12, 2018
July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021
by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019
by Dionta April 11, 2019