1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears
2. Detroit... Tears
3. That Godzilla movie was tears
2. Detroit... Tears
3. That Godzilla movie was tears
by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008
by Noahthelad December 30, 2016
When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.
by Surfer_boy March 01, 2010
Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!
(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)
(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)
by pablo61 June 24, 2010
by Christian Anthony Perez April 11, 2012
Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!
by Epictiktokroyale November 03, 2018
The English equivalent of the 😂 emoji. Often used in conjunction with "lol" by passive-aggressive people.
"Lol, I stayed up all night finishing an essay, but I just found out the deadline isn't for another week!! Tears."
by Jo Sarian July 05, 2018