by Orgasmatron666 October 13, 2008
The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.
Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.
by Moggraider July 21, 2005
Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.
by Poop Stain Barney March 11, 2011
People who thrive on bad news; who always want to be "in on the action" when there is a disaster/tragedy; who try to find any personal connection, no matter how remote, to the current tragedy; and who make things sound more serious/emotional/melodramatic than they really are -- as a way of drawing attention to themselves more than anything else.
Similar to, but more specific than a drama queen. A sympathy whore gravitates towards an event, be it a plane crash, flood, serious illness or the death of someone else.
Different from a drama ho.
Similar to, but more specific than a drama queen. A sympathy whore gravitates towards an event, be it a plane crash, flood, serious illness or the death of someone else.
Different from a drama ho.
"Oh my God! (sob) My brother's best friend's nephew was just killed in a car accident. (sob). It's just so awful...(sob). When is the funeral? (sob) No, I'd never met him, but I need to be there to support my brother. (wail)" -- example of a sympathy whore
by Smilla Jas December 07, 2006
After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.
by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010
It's the type of sex you have when you pity someone, either because he/she suffered a personal loss or because of his/her puppy eyes.
A: My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. He was devastated, so I went to his house to comfort him.
B: And you had sympathy sex!
B: And you had sympathy sex!
by magister_icl October 27, 2013
When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.
Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
by Vanilla Cat October 22, 2013