Noun:

1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:

a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."

b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "

in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.

2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

A story told that has no real point to it yet lasts forever

A story that falls into one or all of these categories.

1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.

The best anime dub to ever exist

A story that only happens to a nigga which can only be told by a nigga.