Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired
David at home: Gerald, i got fired
Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
David at home: Gerald, i got fired
Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
by pseudonym ツ October 05, 2020
6
Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."
The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.
The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.
"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."
by Voldemort Less than 3 May 14, 2009