The Root is to Michael Harriot as The Daily Stormer is to Andrew Anglin.

The Root uses pan-African propaganda like The Daily Stormer uses pan-European propaganda.

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

I cured her problem with a meat injection and some white root medicine.