a fatty downstairs forest of soul merkin, a huuuuge bush to be precise, its from reggie bush

A person who isn't a 'sidekicker' aka owner of a kick. They don't know how to talk to people on a txting level. While sidekickers put effort and time into our convos they will respond in such ways: 'O', 'yea' 'ha' 'lol' 'ok'. To retaliate we may such words back to get their lazy asses to say more than two damn words. How to solve prob? : Hook reggies up wit a kick.

One of the many entrances to keegtown; A makeshift party room consisting of an assortment of wood slabs, tables, dragon boat ores, couches and often futons. In many cases, it is found underneith a fellew friends house. It has a small hobbit like entrance with a door that occasionally gets stuck. Can save many minors from and MIP if the police show up.

a cutie with no booty, has only loved one girl in his life. Bad father. slight chance he might be gay.

A Hott Ass Mother fucker.

aka DILF

Coolest kid on the block you want to be Reggie's friend

Reggie- a poker player that has no idea how to fucking play, a complete moron