A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
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by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
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This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness
John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.
by PrincessKat November 01, 2019
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A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November
Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
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by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
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Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February
Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march
by A female who is true January 04, 2020
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The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
by The man dan with a plan December 02, 2018
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Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
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