I paid $20.00 for a lid of weed

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

When you are kidnapped by Scott Cawthon and locked in your room, he forces you to eat a sandwich slid through a glory hole. You bite down and pull, removing the horny mans guy lid.

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

Dude 1: wtf is this crazy lady doing
Dude 2: yea I see text lids, that explains a lot

The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.

Me and old mate are going to a party, probably going to be unscrewing lids