Derived from 'jones', meaning a 'want' or 'addiction'.
To assert that something being said is 'no jones' infers that the person stating the facts is indeed 'not jonesin', or high on narcotics. This would imply that the facts discussed are true since the orator is of sound mind, and not hallucinating on non-prescription drugs.
To assert that something being said is 'no jones' infers that the person stating the facts is indeed 'not jonesin', or high on narcotics. This would imply that the facts discussed are true since the orator is of sound mind, and not hallucinating on non-prescription drugs.
"hey man I heard you're going around telling everyone you punched Wilmer Valderama in the pancreas then spit on his Kangol?!"
"That totally happened man... no jones."
"That totally happened man... no jones."
by procrast December 15, 2008
by koalasnuggles March 09, 2016
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red December 19, 2005
A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.
by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009
Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
a crazy black gurl. has a lot of fun. she is always lost in her own lil world.has a funny, crazy, weird personality. is very goofy and loves to hang out wit her friends. has a very big heart filled with all kinds of things but doesnt know hw 2 use it. jus like her brain. LOVES 2 dance and also dance crazy. hangs out wit people her age all the time. doesnt like 2 hurt peoples feelings and feels bad when she does.likes to feel older.WANTS TO BE TREATED OLDER. veryyyy stuburn especially wen it comes 2 money even wen she owes som1 bac.very pretty and like 2 show her figure through clothes.tight clothes. also show off her goddies.can be scary at times.loves to shop but with a lot of money.loves to go places.VERY VERY VERY CLUMSY CANT STAND UP WORTH A D#*N. lazyy.wants freedom at her home.a semi-freak needs help 2 be freaky or at least try 2 tlk it.LIKES TO HAVE FUNN AND IS VERY FUNNY AND GOES CRAZY WEN PEOPLE GET HURT REAL BAD. CAN BE VERY ANGER AT POINTS.
by FUSSY FUSSY December 30, 2011