What people say when they never did anything, but obviously, their grammar is no so very well.
by BiggestTurd June 21, 2011
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A faggot that requires intellectual treatment otherwise you will have a living hell.

Other meaning is that when someone did not do something but does not have the intelligence to speak of more grammatical sentences.
When Dilbert saw Layne with a pitch white condom in his ass, Layne said, "I Never!"
by Mike Hockertz November 08, 2018
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1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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A euphemism for "it sucked".
A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."
by Aadvek September 28, 2006
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U didn’t think of sumthin and then someone tells u sumthin and then u like ohhh I never thought
Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped

Monica: ohhh I never thought
by Thick mamba July 30, 2018
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when you don't wash something
Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!
by mike the coolest May 08, 2004
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Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked
Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked
by Itsthisgirl October 06, 2016
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