If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)
subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"
by ahizit March 14, 2006
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The Best damm country musician in history
When I get home I,m gonnan get drunk and play some hank.
by p July 07, 2003
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Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.
Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.
by BigPutz January 17, 2008
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A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.
Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.
by SPOLLETT March 27, 2010
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Hank

Ho + Skank = Hank

A man was cussing out my wife when he got tongue tied and couldn't decide between ho or skank. Out came hank!
by MiklCJ January 01, 2010
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A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence
"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"
by sparksneon January 06, 2007
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Hank is the literal embodiment of God. Worship Hank and Hank is Daddy ;)
All hail Hank
by Gold Boy March 24, 2021
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