A networking site much like Myspace that lonely people go to and add random people as friends since they don't have any in real life and then try to brag to everyone about how they have 3000 friends. But nobody gives a shit.

A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".

V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.

Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.

An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to myspace. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it.

If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.

Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.

Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.

Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia

Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.

v. The act of looking someone up on Facebook. Akin to "googling" something.