In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.
Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.
by WineAndPasta April 12, 2016
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Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.
Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses
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Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.
"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"
by James Ficklesticks December 07, 2016
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Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.
Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
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When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 01, 2019
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When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.
Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
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When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.
"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."
by Will Cohen December 11, 2004
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