A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers
That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage
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Anger resulting from the lack or completion of an alcoholic beverage.
Oh shit, Mark finished his drink. Get him another one, he gets serious bev-rage.
by WillWillSmithSmith February 07, 2016
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An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.
Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.
by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017
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End of the world scenario where Joe Bevins runs out of bags of pizza, and begins eating bags of people instead.

It is estimated he could go through the entire 6 billion population of the planet in a third of the time it would take to wipe them out with weapons of mass destruction.

Notre Damus predicted this after seeing Joe at a local Dairy Queen placing a to go order.
"NOOOOO RUUUUUUUN! HE'S EATING EVERYTHING! NOT MY BABY NOT MY BABY!" Its a catastro-Bev!
by Godzilla, Global Fatting, December 15, 2010
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(Pre Beverage) The drinking time before a night out. Is often the most enjoyable part of the night, often occurs at a friend's house for a few hours before heading out.
Person 1: Hey, what's the POA for tonight?

Person 2: em, we're pre bevving at mine then headed to the club, sound good?

Person 1: Jammin'!
by aboutyourdress October 27, 2009
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When you have an abundent amount of liquids for consumption
"Yo, I'm going to Kroger to get me some Mad Bev, I'm hella thirsty."
by Kutthroat May 06, 2009
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