A person who is slightly overweight and runs, causing their nipples to bounce up and down over and over. Blinking while doing this will get them the title Blinker McNips
1. Jesus God, that kid is such a freakin' Nippletoast, he keeps running thinking he's so hot, but his nipples are the size of large pepperoni.
by Brandon Burch November 7, 2006
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