Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".
Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
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by SirCrabTheThird March 19, 2017
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.
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by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016
Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
by The_Random_Dicthead April 22, 2019
Waluigi is not in smash. Why Nintendo, why no Waluigi the Nintendo Switch smash ultimate. Everybody isn't here ;-;
by T0aSt3dT0aSt November 06, 2018
The next Nintendo console after the formerly released Wii U. The Nintendo Switch will allow you to play console games on the go (such as playing it in a park, or on an airplane) also allowing you to put it in the dock which allows you to play the game on the TV. You can seamlessly "switch" from TV mode to handheld mode.
by InternetIgnorance January 20, 2017
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