Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.

I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

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The next Nintendo console after the formerly released Wii U. The Nintendo Switch will allow you to play console games on the go (such as playing it in a park, or on an airplane) also allowing you to put it in the dock which allows you to play the game on the TV. You can seamlessly "switch" from TV mode to handheld mode.

something you can't afford