You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.

a damn good maddox.xmission.comknockoff. run by a tenn named thilo, it is definately not at the level of seriousness that maddox's site is run with. with maddox, it is more......you try and describe it, for words fail me, proffessional. thilo's page on the other hand hides nothing. it is purely funny and randomized shit. great site. www.ninjapirate.com.


whether you like it or not, you make the call.

The ultimate Hybrid, See also PirateNinja

Ninja and Pirate relationships are forbidden, but when they happen, they can have some mean kids.

a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.

Composed of the combined awesomeness of both ninjas and pirates, the Ninjapirate is the single most badass creature in existence.