A word that describes anything. I can be used a noun, adjective, or verb. It is commonly used to drive people nuts because of it use for everything.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A nince is a prick with no friends who pocket wanks at primary schools

The opposite of a chode. A long skinny dick.

An alternate form of the word "nice," originally formed by an accidental misspelling on a popular flash game website.

The reverse Nonce, a younger person who likes older people