The author and publisher of all things Thereal Chronicles. Songs, poems, monologues, manuscripts, and textbook style educational promos that shout out her favorite topics like mythology, history, theory, ancient aliens, science, pseudoscience, quantum physics, and even her own random tweets about philosophy and karma on TherealChroniclesark.wordpress.com and therealchronicle.us.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.