The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn.

You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as:
www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=PfwY7ooTB7Q

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

"Nimp" is a word that can be used to express how you feel right now. It can be positive and negative. So you can write it when you feel happy or sad, angry or relaxed. You can use it as a noun, verb, adjective or anything other type of word. You can also add emojis to emphasize your feelings, although true Nimpers know the art of Nimping without them.

The only important thing is that you only write it exactly how you feel when you're typing it. So you really don't want to write "Nimp" when you actually feel "Nimp". Got it, right?

Oh, and you may also encounter people using "Mimp" for this purpose instead. Don't listen to them, they are imposters and don't know what they are doing. So lets help them see the truth: Nimp!

A nimp is a *simp* who is also a *nonce*

Easy

The guy that everyone looks at and stereo types as a nerd, but let this mack daddy loose in the club and he'll prove just the opposite. Guys grab your woman and run, NIMP ON THE LOOSE! Nerd + Pimp = Nimp

an acronym standing for 'niggas in mah pants' can be used for either excitement or anger.